Interesting conversation @ the canteen:

Me (sitting down with my usual plate of chickey rice with vegetables)

Colleague A: Woah! Chicken! Cannot eat too much, cos they're injected with hormones. Will cause cervical cancer in women!

Colleague B: Ya ya! I heard abt it too! Also try not to eat too much rice, cos carbo makes our TUMMY big!

Me: .......... Okay, then i shall eat more vege!!

Colleague A: Vege can! But must see if uncle got wash them properly or not... Wait got worms!

Colleague B: Ya ya! Can only eat hydroponics vege, but much more ex.

Me (thinking aloud) : Errr........... Then what can i eat on my plate????????????? (-__-!!!)