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Sunday, April 5, 2009

Top 15 signs of ageing (for ladies only):

1) You realise you don't buy Seventeen or Teenage magazines anymore. Instead, you started buying Her World, 女友, Simply Her or Young Parents.

2) You start to research on anti-ageing products and the products that you have now are anti-ageing eye cream, anti-wrinkles moisturizer, repairing face serum and SK II anti-ageing facial mask.

3) Instead of asking "Where shall we go next?" at 2am in the morning, you wish you were already in bed, sleeping.

4) You begin to receive your primary, secondary, college friends and colleagues' "red bombs".

5) You start to flip through old photos and become nostalgic. *sniffs*

6) You see strands of hairs on the floor n freak out. The next thing you do is to go to the mirror and check out for any signs of recceeding hairline.

7) Instead of hanging out at coffeebean and starbucks, your fav. past time now is to la kopi at kopitiams.

8)Instead of Mambo Nights, you now prefer those quiet jazz bars.

9) You don't go town on weekends. And you tried staying out of Cineleisure unless you really wana watch movies.

10) You start cutting out supermarket coupons from newspapers and feel very happy when the shop n save cashier hands you a sticker.

11) You make it a point to go to bed before 11pm everyday so that you won't miss out the 11pm-2am skin "repair" golden opportunity.

12) You used to hate flowery patterns and red colour. Now, these are your 2 best companion.

13) You are answering a survey halfway when you realise in shock, that you are no longer eligible for the 21-26 age group. :*(

14) You used to be a money spender. Money come, money go. Now you begin to think twice before you spend.

15) You feel extremely happy when friday finally comes and start mourning terribly on Sunday nights.

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