s pI am a very lazy friend.

I am lazy to stand up for myself when being wrongly accused.

I am lazy to go out.

I am lazy to chat on the phone for hours

I am lazy to keep in contact with u if u dont wana stay in contact with me 1st.

I am lazy to organise regular meetups.

I am lazy to socialise.

I am just lazy. Plain lazy. Not those common laziness. But a super lazy bug.

Sometimes i'm so lazy i hate myself for being this way.

Mama always screamed @ me in a dramatic unbelievably cannot-stand-it tone,"Why u are my char bor gia but u like so lazy uh!?!"

And i just shrugged & flashed her my near-to-innocent grin. Wahaha shiok.

The best way to stop mama's nagging is to act like her forever-thot-to-be-innocent daughter.

Anyway, back to the topic.

So, tonight as i sat in the bus listening to my mp3 songs, i wondered perhaps i shld change my lifestyle alittle bit more. And who shld i drag along with me/contact/seek help to 'enhance' my totally CMI stale life. Heh heh.

What r frenz for man? *grins*


1) I should perhaps go for some singing competition and face the harsh realities of the outside world when they 'bling bling' that stooopid bell and asked me to roll off the stage.

Possible Candidate: Joseph!!!


The 1st line he always asked me in msn was, "Hey so when ktv har?"

Therefore, i shld deduce that he will be very glad to pei me for a duet onstage if i sincerely beg him and flash him that not-very-innocent-looking grin.

I've even decided on the song. We shld sing ‘在雨中’!! That's definitely a classic that will leave judges feeling nostalgic man. Heh.


2) I shld frequent pubs alittle more often and try getting 3 glasses of long island tea down my stomach w/o feeling like the whole world is moving ard me in circles. And who knows? I will possibly get to know some shuai bengs over there and we'll film '古惑仔4' together. How exciting.

Possible Candidate: Eug !!!


Everyone in town jolly well knows 'Eug The Mambo King'. So it's definitely a wise choice to ask him along to those 'pooom pooohm' mambo pubs to have a drink and dance to the music.

Well, if there are stoopid bengs who wana hoot us, do not fear my friends. Eug with his 那张死人人 will definitely scare the shit off their pants and tremble with fear as they finally witnessed his long rumoured fists-as-huge-as-watermelons power.

It's always good to lie to make somebody's day great.


3) Time to get into some serious sports like Yoga or Aqua aerobics to keep myself in shape so i can gladly make all the chao boys nosebleed when i wear neon pink bikini to the beach next time. *weeee*

Possible Candidate: Huan Lin !!!


I picked her not becos she's plump like me. NO-NO. Don't start jumping into silly conclusions and point that accusation finger @ me. Her figure is sometg guys will kill for okay. Somewhere in between Gong Li & Lin Ching Hsia.
WoOhAha~ guys forget it. She's taken.

Since she kept telling me abt the wonders of aqua aerobics, i strongly believe we will make it big in the era of aqua aerobics someday and become motivational aqua aerobic instructors if we put our heart & mind into it.

Then we shall conquere the beach with our neon pink shiny bikinis leaving all the boys trailing behind us like ants to cake, like flies to poo. Muahaha~


4) Being a clumsy girl who thinks tripping & falling is perfectly normal in my everyday life, it's perhaps time i learn some First Aid so i can swiftly bandage my swollen ankle or broken toe the next time i did it again.

Possible Candidate: Yin mei mei !!!


Mai siao siao. This girl here is currently in her 2nd yr Nursing course and is doing her attachment in some mount Al***** hospital. She always tell me those bloody scenes in surgerical theatres where doctors cut human brains like cutting their steak.

And the best thing is, they can whistle, joke & laugh abt what they are gg to eat for lunch later while operating on the poor unconscious patient.

*shivers*

Anyway, since she shared so many exciting dirty secrets with me already, she will be super glad to share with me on how to treat broken toes. I think.

*Looking down at my broken toenail n heave a long sigh*


5) I shld go window shop more often to keep myself updated on the trendiest stuffs in town!!! And perhaps stop over for a super hiao neoprint shot to boost my deflated ego alittle bit more. Well, neoprints are said to be covering all your flaws and showing a better looking u right？ *sniffs*

Possible Candidate: Eileen!!!


This girl is definitely my twin!!! We somehow shared the same thoughts & attitude towards lots of stuffs. How eerie!! But it's so hard to find someone who acts & thinks like u isnt it? Next time we shall hit town again & window shop like there's no tomorrow!!! WooHoO!


6) Since i'm rather broke after my lasik, maybe it's time i earned some fastbucks. Time to polish my MJ skills and bring it to another higher level!!! WoOhOo!!!

Possible Candidates: Jonathan & Zida !!!

Both of them are super MJ addicts lah.
One is always onz for mj sessions while the other beams at the slight mention of the M* word. Hahaha~ My gona-be MJ shi fus!!

7) Last but not the least, hanging out with a kind soul who will be willing to watch late night movies with me even if he's pretty tired at the end of the day and bringing me to beautiful places as a*hem promised. Hahaha

Possible Candidate: Buddy!!!

This guy here CANNOT be praised. Else he will just fly up into the sky one. Wahaha i shall just say, he's my hanging out, mai-hiam-buay-pai buddy lah. Kakaka

*evil laughter*

The girl says: Suddenly 2007 seems to be SUPER exciting!! Yippie Yeh Yeh!!

^^

Lesson learnt:

happiness is derived @ the expense of my frens' sorrowness.
Muahaha~ i can almost imagined their painful expressions alr. *grinz*

Happy gona-be-here-soon 2007!!!